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    Sage vs. The Darkness

     May 16 2016 | more 

    The first horror movie of 2016 for the boys… and hopefully the last.

    • Issun86

      I can’t tell what are you guys drinking?

      • Mattaphysics

        They’re drinking Bulleit Rye. I love the stuff, but it’s kind of pricey

    • Joey Ray

      Ben drinking after a bad movie now we just need the spoonyone and the engineer ;D

    • Mattaphysics

      Of course the movie is terrible; its title is the horribly unimaginative “THE DARKNESS.” They put about five seconds of thought into that title, and determined it was super scary sounding; just like how they put five seconds of thought into thinking that all those jump scares were all you needed to make a horror film.

      I don’t know why so many people relentlessly blast BvS for that YouTube scene. Civil War does THE EXACT SAME THING with the introduction of Spider-Man, and everybody was just totally fucking fine with it.

      • Black Doug

        The difference (IMO) is that the Youtube clips of Spider-Man were shown while Tony was talking to Peter. They were an actual part of the story to explain why he was sought out.