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    Sage vs. Keanu

     May 1 2016 | Comments  1 

    If you like your comedies “cringe-y”, then Keanu will scratch your itch.

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    Just a pointless, infuriating movie.

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    If you ever wanted to see Christopher Walken sing “I Wanna Be Like You”, you might just be powerfully insane.

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    No, this is not a triple threat… but it does reek of a botch. SPOILERS!

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    Sage vs. Allegiant

     Mar 19 2016 | Comments  2 

    The sequel to the worst movie of 2014. There’s no place to go but up.

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    SPOILERS: it’s freaking awesome.

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    Sage vs. Zootopia

     Mar 5 2016 | Comments  2 

    Sure to be Eddie Redmayne’s favorite movie since Cat’s Don’t Dance.

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