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    Sage vs. Trans4mers

     Jun 29 2014 | Comments  16 

    An absolute punishment of a movie, and the fact that nobody is surprised by this makes it even worse.

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    Sage vs. Jersey Boys

     Jun 21 2014 | Comments  8 

    After an extended hiatus, Sage is back to talk about Frankie Valli, the Four Seasons, and bad Christopher Walken impressions.

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    Sage vs. Godzilla

     May 18 2014 | Comments  27 

    A movie that reduces Sage and Gabe to gibbering children… and that’s a good thing.

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    It’s the movie that Gabe and Sage have been dreading all year long. So… how did it turn out?

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    A remake of a ten-year-old, French action movie starring Paul Walker? Yeah, it’s about as good as you expect.

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    We came for the naked Scarlett Johansson. We stayed for the most unintentionally silly movie so far this year.

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    Sage vs. The Raid 2

     Apr 13 2014 | Comments  5 

    Unless you are wearing an iron plated cup, you are not prepared for this movie. It will beat you down and make you beg for more.

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