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    A remake of a ten-year-old, French action movie starring Paul Walker? Yeah, it’s about as good as you expect.

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    We came for the naked Scarlett Johansson. We stayed for the most unintentionally silly movie so far this year.

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    Sage vs. The Raid 2

     Apr 13 2014 | Comments  5 

    Unless you are wearing an iron plated cup, you are not prepared for this movie. It will beat you down and make you beg for more.

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    Never let it be said that The Shed stays shut for long. With Captain America: The Winter Soldier in theaters and the boys on opposite ends of what “good enough is good enough” should really be applied to, what you get is a BONUS and IMMEDIATELY TOPICAL episode of ToolShed.

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    Cut one Marvel movie, two more grow in its place.

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    Sage vs. Noah

     Mar 30 2014 | Comments  5 

    In which Noah builds a boat to sail around the world and fight wild animals.

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    Sage vs. Divergent

     Mar 23 2014 | Comments  9 

    In a super-sized edition of Sage vs., Sage and Gabe break out the 15 year old scotch and vent on an improbably worse film than last week’s.

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